10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim