10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• It's Free To Fold...
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.