10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05