10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!