10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus