10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.