10 Random Poker Quotes

This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
"You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
"I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
People who play poker often wear raw hide.
Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.