10 Random Poker Quotes

• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• It's Free To Fold...
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson