10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.