10 Random Poker Quotes

• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth