10 Random Poker Quotes

• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Poker is for loners.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com