10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers