10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- im going to 2 out you to death
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)