10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
• The all-in play works everytime but once.