10 Random Poker Quotes

• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo