10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.