10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!