10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- Welcome to kicker school
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Those eggs smell delicious!