10 Random Poker Quotes

• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare