10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
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