10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.