10 Random Poker Quotes

• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• im going to 2 out you to death
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm