10 Random Poker Quotes

• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.