10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- Poker is for loners.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22