10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.