10 Random Poker Quotes

• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Fook the floosh droo!
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.