10 Random Poker Quotes

• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Welcome to kicker school
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.