10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• "No river, no fish."
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.