10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- "No river, no fish."
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm