10 Random Poker Quotes

• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• "No river, no fish."
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer