10 Random Poker Quotes

• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.