10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph