10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."