10 Random Poker Quotes

• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• It's Free To Fold...
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz