10 Random Poker Quotes

I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
"I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak