10 Random Poker Quotes

• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm