10 Random Poker Quotes

• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A