10 Random Poker Quotes

• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• im going to 2 out you to death