10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo