10 Random Poker Quotes

• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• It's Free To Fold...
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.