10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- in the poker game of life women are the rake