10 Random Poker Quotes

• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS