10 Random Poker Quotes

• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.