10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.