10 Random Poker Quotes

• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.