10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.