10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003