10 Random Poker Quotes

• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth