10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."