10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright